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jellybean97 forcing me to watch Bridezillas). So dear reader, let us tiptoe quickly through the radioactive cesspool that is Matthew McConaughey's career ("Hey", you might say, "but he was in The Wedding Planner!", and I would respond, "Hey! Wash my soiled feet you lowly peasant!"). That's right: SAHARA! It will be alright; we will return to safety soon and hold eachother gently, rocking back and forth together on a bearskin rug next to the fire until the sun comes up.
Man....I'm bored already....let's talk about something else....Hey! Anybody remember M.A.N.T.I.S.? That was cool!
It's the fucking Merovingian! KILL HIM, PENELOPE CRUZ!
/STINGER! Warning. I'm a shadowy figure, stupid audience. Beware of me!
I may have found a replacement for my sexual obsession with Paul Giamatti. Awwww yeah.
Director: This shot is perfect!
DP: Umm...there are few things we need to fix, though.
Director: Huh? Like what?
DP: Well, the framing isn't quite right. And the pallete doesn't match the colors from the previous shot. And I'm not sure if it's really necessary in terms of the plot...
Director: Necessary?! But it has cleavage!
DP: ....right....
Director: Boobies, damnit! BOOBIES!
If, according to the media, Hollywood determines their productions on what the people want, then why is this movie based on equal parts of the following:
A) Sunken Treasure
B) Penelope's Rack
C) Steve Zahn Mugging for the Camera
Goddammit! I have no interest in sunken treasure and Steve Zahn!
August 3 2005, 13:34:07 UTC 6 years ago
Good old fox. Where once there was sci-fi now there is reality TV.
August 3 2005, 23:41:33 UTC 6 years ago
Admiral Al was the Hugh Hefner of nerds!
August 4 2005, 13:19:27 UTC 6 years ago
Man, there was a lot of sci-fi shows in the 90's weren't there? I mean who can forget the greats like Seaquest or xfiles. You know, xfiles before it got crappy.
August 4 2005, 21:18:30 UTC 6 years ago
What confused me about Seaquest is that it was actually popular on a mainstream level. Well, for its first season at least, and then people realized it was Star Trek in the water and the captain wasn't fucking any green-skinned ladies.